How to get a girl into bed~ as requested by Pookyma

Dey brother....you must have some difficulty in getting some action kah? Desperate izzit? Which part of earth do you live la?

Follow these simple steps..
1. Find a target - No need to know the girl wan. But you have to pick one that is realistic to your capabilities. C'mon, have to seek market value maa or else sure loose out with penis hanging to dry only.

2. Think before you talk - this one is a common mistake. Although at this point your dick says cum cum cum~! But what you might want to do is fish fish fish. Start with casual talk. Dig into the targets personality and use lots of expressions. Owh and when the target talks...listen and shut up.

3. After about 20 minute into talking then can start with mild flirting. This one I don't have to teach right? But remember not all targets will fall for the same trick. So it is good to watch movies to take cues on what are the various ways.

4. After one hour it should be prime time to gently ask. Remember no forcing~ if you don't get it tonight there are other nights. So don't sound so bloody desperate lah.

5. Always make educated judgement. Don't use your dick all the time.

There 5 simple steps. Too general you say? Of course lah~ so many women out there surely cannot be using off the shelf tactics right? Like that you will be boinking the same type of girl all your life....now that is more boring than sex with a Llama.

Re: How the avoid THE question.

Hoho...but out of all asnwers u came up with...just use 1 general answer over and over again. For example. "Wait la"...or the classic "are u talking to me" and just ignore. All the favorite is still..."ntah~". No one can qrgue with "ntah". Short and precise. Who the fuck knows anyway about the future.

For instance i never knew i would sell my Honda and live without a car for months...and perhaps few years to come...

Meet Achmed the terrorist.

This is fucking funny man~ you buggers better watch this shit cause he is the shit~! Or else~ I KILL you~!!! MUuhahahahah~!

Tips on how to avoid THE question.

Yes it is THE question that most guys would love to avoid~! Let me put it in bold...

KO BILER NAK KAHWIN AH?

Classic question kan? What else lah....I got a whole list of answers to choose from.

1. Have better things to think about.
2. Where got farking money?!!
3. Why? You wan to sponsor mah?
4. Why? You have someone in mind for me kah?
5. I am asexual.
6. I am on a mission. Perhaps after THE mission I'll think about it.
7. What for? I am still young maa~
8. No freedom lei~ all also need to report wan. Leceh maaa...
9. No girl like me
10. I like boys (sarcastic tone)
11. I can't share a bed.
12. Lesser mouths to feed the better.
13. Why not you get hitched first than you tell me how it's like.
14. Sleep with one person only?!!...Boring seh~!
15. Cannot hang out with the guys no more.
16. I don't want to delete all my porn collection.
17. When BN no longer run the country.
18. When Samy Vellu retires.

Actually got a lot more.....some so ridiculous even I don't believe what I say sometimes. But hey...as long can run away from the topic kira ok lah hor? Plus I try to avoid attending weddings whenever I can.

Loh....been busy with someother shit.

Like how la want to write here? One dude does one topic then another does an entirely different topic. All so messed up. I get confused man. So I want to get the ball rolling.....I start with a topic and all 3 fucks have to submit an entry.

So my 1st topic is...how to get a girl in bed.

Hahahah~! get your creative juices flowing and share your experience. Heheheh~!

Whoa...u guys are real shit!

Since the last entry...no one write anything...u guys really assholes! Fuck you fucks!

A product of failure

Bro...give the dude a break la weh...a lot in his mind...there 1 side to consider, and other side to consider. What u said just now, "parents have no say" also true. But better think back parents brought you into this world so you can fuck only ke? So...try to be delicate as well...why put yourself in win-lose situation when you can always put yourself in win-win situation. You wanna settle down for second best? fuck you nimamok...i'm just going for the best...but...there is always Wei See u can consider. HAHAHAHAHA!

Be cool with your life. Time will reveal everything, whether you deserve an angel or maybe you'll end up becoming a lonely motherfucker...when u get older...a lonely grandmotherfucker...be patient my friend.

Now, i shall cheer u up with an old jokes from the east. 4 friends went for a drink at one shop located at kuala berang. They call the waitress to make an order. Thus the first 3 friends order the drinks they desired until the fourth;

Waitress: Nok minum ape? (What do want to drink)
4th Guy: Kawe nok kawe sebuk... (If i want, i will tell)

So waitress go at the back and bring the drinks the guys ordered...the 4 guys shocked that the waitress bring back 4 glasses of drinks. As the memory serve them right, only 3 guys ordered...and hence the 4th guy ask the waitress. "Air gapo hitang legik banyok buih pulak tu"...and the waiter said..."air kawesebuk"...

For your info...in kelantanese dialect..."kawe sebuk" similarly sound like "carlsberg"...thats why the 4th guy get a carlsberg for a drink.

man you guys make me wanna scream !!!

last week I tot I was in love :P now fucking shitz I am fallen out of love ! I knew I should have paid for better breaks !! fuck this and that ! anywayz I wont give up !!

easier said then done, now days its just not so easy to find a soul mate man ! what does a chinese gingo need to do to attract a wife man !!!!

anywayz I still think Rauff is making the right choice even if every fiber of his being is saying swing away !!

Chill brother. Love will Find the way !! * Vomits ...... sorry its sooooo cheesy to say that line hehehe.

Me also la~

Hehe...serve your skinny ass right...after this, saves all the money u can and sure your skinny ass gonna be even skinnier. You have condemned yourself for 24/7 pleasure of making love at anytime in which is "Halal". And u have condemned yourself to see only 1 women until end of your life. LoL...thats why when u wanna get married...find the prettiest girl...so, u won't get bored until the age of 50...after that...aiyayaya...haha...

By the way, isn't it awkward seeing rauff the wild stallion having a bunch of wild stallions jr.?

Wei~! I itchy want to get married and need people to visit my new blog.

Last couple of weeks ha been really fast. So many things happening, giving me a headache. Sometimes I forget which is heads or tails. I just made a commitment or condemn my self to one, which ever way you want to see it.

All the sudden have to plan for this and that. So much details and I think time is never enough. Still the proposed wedding is in 2009 but the heat of it all is creeping up. I feel so you know (lost of words)..... sometimes.

Anyhow do visit my new blog www.achmedrauff.com. Click on the ads too...sponsor my wedding in 2009 maaaa :D Hehehhe~!!!

If i were nimamok...

I'm not saying i'm not lucky...i'm lucky with my own way. My mother always say "bertuah punya budak~!" LoL....so i guess i must be so lucky. But can u believe what nimamok is talking about? That lanjiao suddenly controlling his lanjiao jr. from turning into godzilla of the underpants...Can u believe he does not have the urge to "raba" a lil bit? Can u believe he can control his lust? Oi can u control your "konek" not to stim ke? I doubt it!

I know your cock hardened already, espcially when your girl put on her bikini...hahaha...i want to see lah, how long this dude can "tahan" from not touching girls anymore. U conquer your devil is it? wait la until the devil's cock cannot "tahan" from getting it on~

My noose bleed till the Yellow River of China...

Wah Liao eh... I cannot believe my luck last weekend. Not only I get to cook for 2 ladies whom i find very attractive but at the same time they wanted me to instruct them in the air of swimming man !! I tot I must have died and gone to heaven hehehee.

I tot I could not be any luckier but OH MY FUCKING GOD !!! the prettier of the 2 gurls was wearing BI KI NI !!!!!!!!!

I was telling myself , Nimamok you lucky mutha fucker !! you better be a gentlemen and fucking dont stare at gurls body too much !!! must teach properly !!!! must not touch wrong parts of their sweet sweet body without permission !!!

I tell you now why everyone want to be instructor for water sports hehehe okie lah I will leave the X rated scene behind me and be good la :P

One bugger is "sick"....one more reading sex stories of bakun.

Today is a very boring day. Everything also so slow....so lazy. Bosses not around everything is no casual. Marketing people also come in with t-shirt and jeans. One cock say he is sick....migraine it seems. How convenient. Suddenly I found out tomorrow not working....hmmm good lah. Can fix my car lor.

Today news full of interesting stuff. Got sex den in Bakun....got sex den in your neighbourhood... got sex den everywhere lah. But in all this sexual activities cannot forget that we have to be united and be good citizens. Cannot follow how some of our leaders are. They set bad example so we know as long as we don;t do like them we are good people.

So dun simply2 call people monkey, dog, chicken or any other animal. I think am going to watch movie tonight. But now outside look so dark...looks like it is going to rain. Haiyaahhh.....Friday and it is going to rain. Spoil mood only to go out.

Now you u know lah!

Back then, nimamok always scold me when ever i say...CHEEEBYEEE~ he once said "uncivilized bastard!"...fuck you la...u don't know art, thats why la u said only ruffians says such word. Forgive me that i've been brought in a environment where only hooligans and ruffians survive not the nerds. I'm not so lucky like u...civilized pussy hunter who donno how to spit and eat chewing gums. Damn Singaporean!

While i was smoking...
Me: Ptuih!
Nimamok: Oi~why u spit! Thats dirty man~
Me: This is not singapore! I spit whenever i want...so fuck u!
Nimamok: LoL

*Nimamok was a sinaporean. He was sent there to study..

Now u know how satisfying it is to say "cibai"...now who's uneducated fucker? U know nothing about the art of cursing~

Yay~!!! Boss boh liaaw~!!

Wooohooo~!!! Both bosses has left for Taiwan~!!! No more hawking over my bloody shoulder. Today lunch we all go the Curve for our monthly Manhattan Fish Market fix and went to the new Donut shop. I forgot the name lah....If I remember I put it here. If not I have to go take picture and paste it here so if I forget what is the name I can come here.

The donut damn good lah. Half dozen is RM9.50. So light...does not feel so fattening...not like Dunkin Donut. The donut there you can eat and eat and eat summore. Maybe this weekend go again and tar pau home. Nimamok eat like tomorrow is his last day on earth. almost half of the bill is his and there was 4 of us.

He also just learned how satisfying it is to say ChiiiiiByyeee~! Hahahah~! Very funny one. So now if anything he don't like he would go on saying Cheeebyeee~!!!

Not quiet...but busy

Aiya...long time no post here...last post from nimamok regarding our conversation on socks. True ma...who the fuck wears black pants and shoes with white socks...u no gay...so act like one...

No more sick leave...and my annual leave only 1 day left...so fucking "kedekut" giving leave...other companies minimum give 12 days...we only get 8 days...fuck la...minus problems and other official personal matters, left none...we not horse la weh to work work work...we need some quality on life...relax...fuck here and there...not get fucked here and there because of work...

Nimamok here is a suck-ups...infront of boss...sure the words like candy one..but behind boss...like hell fire...but still...thanks to his candy behavior infront of boss...he saves my ass few times already...still...don't butt kissing too much~

Sock it to you muthafuckers !!!

Rauff pencilneck : Dude ! you dont have enough dough to buy your own shocks is it?
Nimamok : Fuck la what you yapping ?
Nimamok : Fuck you ! my socks are not all dried yet lah, fucking rainning all day all night cheebye !
Rauff pencilneck : fuck man , its fucking white man , you think you Micheak Jackson meh !!
Kraken VD : ROFL , fuck man this is shameful man , but at least it matches his white shirt for today lah ....
Nimamok : FUCK YOU and your muthafucking socks man ! I told you I am wearing these free CF socks cos my fucking socks are not fucking dry yet !!!
All 3 continues to eat their dunkin donutz lunch quietly......

Fuck man what the fucking shit is going on here?

Shit man what da fuck the last two posts so pussified ? you muthafuckers got your ballz gag too now? fuck the world man its all a big muthafucker show man, on top is on top lah but who da fuck says the bottoms cant have some rocking fucking fun man ! I just dont give a shit, we dont do policies shits here man, we born FREE ! we fuck FREE ! ( but with protection and quarterly health checks, this is a muthafucker talkcocksingsongplayguitar cummunity message man !) and we will fucking BLOG FREE muthafuckers, circumcise blogs on reality lah got mainstream fucking media mah ! Wait we talk too much cock they got no job how ? You knows we the muthafucking porn stars man ! we the small bottoms just TALK COCK SING SONG PLAY THE GUITAR !!!

Woot~dun make me shout BODOH BODOH~!

Weh...arsehole, I dun get a lot from doing PPP lah. Why you care also? Jealous kah? Just because you are Roya*...whooops cannot say afterward kena abduct in the middle of the night. See now want to tiaw your sorry ass also have to tapis here tapis there.

So this is a big problem lah....what if this blog kena gam? So now we have to blog profanity like...toot toot f*&# you mother *$%@. You get what I mean or not? But I think ah it is all in our blood lah. I cannot help it....if I need to curse I curse lah mahai~! See now....once you fucking start than cannot stop wan. But ok lah we all not like standing in a meeting and shouting BODOH BODOH and RACIST RACIST to fellow colleagues.

Maybe we should get into politics.....since they have some form of ilmu kebal when they wan to TIAW other people.

Not to say who but you know who la crap

Agreed with rauff...what the hell man...i feel like living in communist country...this cannot, that cannot. The only thing we can do is, follow follow follow. Is this how we should be? Bastards, without criticism how some or some unit can improve their what ever they need to. But what to do...i can't say much...have to control my speech...so this is what u get. Non-elaborate article on something. Not scared but have to be careful. Be smart lah...don't too bold...

Rauff u bastard...friend also want to tapau few hundred ringgit. You get a lot from PPP already. Still not enough ke? You one greedy motherfucker. Still not enough? Find a new job with big gaji lah lancau~ HAHAHAHAHA!

Wei how laa~ Blog also can kena cekup!

Now bloggers have to be careful woh....that Minister say that going to have law to gag bloggers. Now how lah? Cannot bullshit and talk cock anymore. Weh weh....all blogs kena ka? If like talk cock can kena cekup kah? Ish....big headache laa....how like this? No more freedom of speech. No freedom of speech, no freedom to talk cock. Haiiyoooh~!!!

Weh, Nimamok....you blog I still dunno how to do lah. That one another big headache. Like lanjiao only want to understand wordpress. Weh...if I redesign for you you pay me ah? Hahaah...not much ...very little only. Like a few hundred ringgit can lah. Lu gaji big maaa~!

People bake cookies ler bodo...not cook 'em.

Nimamok knows how to cook? Now really? Wey.....it's like saying cotton grow on trees lah~! Cook cookies? Muuahahahah~!!! People bake them lah bodo. Or are there cookies that you cook instead of baking? What? Indo mee cookies kah? or is it bulls eye egg cookies? You think if you market them can sell in Carrefour kah? Hahahahah~! Dumb dumb~!

Weh....I think you should stick to muff diving lah. It's the only thing you do that you can stay buoyant. Hahahaha~!

This is the last draw man !!!

Fuck you man !! you can diss me , you can diss my faggotie wayz but you hell as leave my mutherfucking cooking alone brother !

Leave my cooking outta this shit ass gay post about me loosin my ballz man ! I still got a bag full of cum that would fill up your mud hole man !

Just leave my mutherfucking cooking alone brother ! The Man needs his space when he is cooking man ! Cooking is like making love to the food, theres the foreplay with the ingredients and then theres the stimulation of the cooking them and the climax of eating them foods man.

You cant be disrespecting something as sacred as Ma Cooking brother !

I will spank you silly man , I will bitch slap you so hard you will know who your slick stick daddy is brother.

Now you run along and play nice now you hear ! if you want some loving come on down and let big daddy cook you some milk and cookies yeah !

Rauff you are sooooooo dense..

Dude what the fuck you know about bread making man !!

The only bread you have ever made is round , sausage like and its brown and smelly !

Fuck man its a freaking FLAT BREAD ! its SUPPOSE to be FLAT !!

LOOK IT UP MORON ! you know Google it !! for the love of GOD.

extract below of what the dense Rauff posted as comment at my blog on my cooking !

" dude is there something wrong with your bread??? it looks like something that fell off the side of a table !!!!

FUCK YOU MAN !!

Epitome of an alpha piece of crap!

What the fuck? All these personalities according on which month they are born are totally load of bullshit...they sum it all up, its just like a recipe for something, add sugar and all the love of this world into a bowl. Now let me tell you an epitome in the eyes of a friend. You're born on september. U born on september because your FAMA do it 9 months before september. Thats all to it for month.

About your personality is because it comes from your environment of growing up. How your parents treats you and the society accept you. I may not know how is your childhood social life but what i do know u can socialize well between multiracial friends. I may not know about your love life but what i do know is you really like to fuck~

U're fat but working on having good looks...u're life is not a mess but still u try mess it up with your own paranoid thinking~What the fuck with after watching die hard can suddenly have second thought on marriage. Like to help friends, thats your finest qualities and u'll get fuck by it since friends in these millennium era like to fuck friends. Unless you got a close friend and proven have good heart for example, like me and rauff. HAHAHAH! Suprisingly, we're the only malay friends who close to you.

According to me...you're sure like big boobies~ OH one more thing, u're tolerant motherfucker. You fuck hot young mothers...i wish i can fuck hot young mothers too~

Damn I never knew I was the Epitome of the Alpha Male Specimen of my kind woohoo

what an online test returns about guys who were born in the month of September !!

SEPTEMBER* Suave and compromisingMaybe :P

* Careful, cautious and organized
Most terrorist acts are my mastermind :P

* Likes to point out people's mistakes
Oh this is soooooo true :P

* Likes to criticize
Homerun !!! your so rigth haha

* Quiet but able to talk well
hmmm i will check with my doctor on this one...

* Calm and coolhmm
maybe... when my icecream melt only i panic really...

* Kind and sympathetic
yeah man, i only cripple peeps and i dont kill them too..

* Concerned and detailed
yes ! i have an IQ and Observation skills of a peanut !

* Trustworthy, loyal and honest
So true, i only sell peeps out for 100 ringgit and above !

* Does work well
Oh yes, i only take 1 hour to do my work everyday at the office...then i sleep the rest of the day :P

* Sensitive
Yup that is correct, I got a sensitivity of a durian..

* Thinking
Again yes I am a genius peanut

* Good memory
wow how many times do i have to say i got the super brain of a peanut hehe..

* Clever and knowledgeable
yeah i google it !!

* Loves to look for information
google i love you

* Must control oneself when criticizing
nah... criticism makes perfect.. wait that didnt sound right :P

* Able to motivate oneself
true so true I just tell myself she will give me a big fat kiss at the end of the day..

* Understanding
again how understand a peanut can be i am it !

* Secretive
Yeah i only blog the secrets i know on friendsters and no where else

* Loves sports, leisure and traveling
yeah man I got PS1 , PS 2 and Microsoft XBOX 2 !!!

* Hardly shows emotions
yeah I only break down and cry when my icecream melts...

* Tends to bottle up feelings
true true only break doors and windows when my icecream melts

* Choosy especially in relationships
of course lah... it takes me 30 mins to fall in love man thats a lifetime for me alone !!

* Loves wide things
oh yeah baby yeah a wide ass !!

* Systematic
yeah 1 follow by 2 and 3 is followed by 4 man !

Please dont hate me cos I am soo beautiful !!

Don't be a pussy la!

Now having nimamok cooking every weekend do sound interesting and it made that "otak puki" look good infront of his lady friends. He change just because watching Die Hard 4.0, his inner fatherly instinct and want to get married and have daughter suddenly arose deep from his heart...what the fuck? Hard to believe but its true...Eventho u sound lay a hardcore faggot but still...keep on what u believe dude...we both support you...except some gay shit lah!

Now...i don't have any ramblings...but i sure do have a shout out...for guys especially...when u called someone else's gf...don't do it too frequently...u think the bf will like? If still dare enough...come and confront the mess u made la...have some balls la weh...don't be a pussy...when the bf pissed...u run the fuck off...come here and be a man...

Very big fuss over some Magical 7th book.

All over the news is about Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book. Good lah at least it's not that annoying compare to that blown up woman Ackhh-laaa-tung-Yaaa Shaa-ri---Boooommm~!
I went and watch the latest Magic boy movie with another Lanjiao~ Wah I tell you ah...so very interesting wan. The fighting scene better than Jedi wan.

Shoot here horse come out...shoot there pretty white light come out. Very interesting. I heard the fat kukijiao had some cooking done. I think he said he cook stew or some tiu like that lah. I saw his blog....he baked bread too but look like the bread got stepped by elephant. He said the bread memang like that wan. Surely very funny looking bread. If it is in dark brown it will look like shit. Hahahaha~!!!

Whose drunk?

Yesterday night talk cock
A friend of mine staying at my house for a while since he been fired by his boss for MIA for 3 days. What kind of idiot do that? The company his working having financial problems and facing a closure. The company haven't pay the employees salary for last month.

Me: Berapa lama kau nak merempat kat umah aku? (How you're long you're gonna stay at my house?)
Drunkard 1: ....
Me: Bloody idiot, when u're working u doesn't smoke...now when doesn't have job still want to smoke ke?
Drunkard 1: ....
Drunkard 2: Tense perhaps?
Me: Tense my ass la...now got no money still want to show off like orang kaya...
Drunkard 2: Just now, i went to raggae club down at the office and have happy hour with friends...guess who?
Me: That fat ass motherfucker la...
Drunkard 2: Plus brother Gan and Dana u know..
Me: That fuckers drink ah!
Drunkard 2: They chinese what...who fucks care they drink la weh. Fat ass offered to buy some finger food lah...and brother surely kenakan fatass...order all the finger foods...all equal to main course price u know...
Me: Serve him right....eh look look...what the hell (referring to yesterday news on tv)
Drunkard 2: Oi...whose drunk la weh~ me or you...u haven't take a single sip of alcohol...
Dickhead: He's drunk of that KT girl inside there...very cute...
Me: Bakpolaa come sangat mokwe tu weh...(why she's so cute)

Talk Cock Sing a Song Play the Guitar will show all you buggers how 3 Malaysian men talk cock daily~

Alo~ Ya ya...this is one third of the talk cockers. If some of you may notice this is a very new blog....but we are not going to make it a blog...hehehe...we going to make it like a forum for two idiot friends of mine and me.

So our dear readers thus far must be asking why lah talk cock. Well, Malaysians cannot deny that talking cock is very much the culture. But we are to tech how to talk cock...we just show it. Some may argue that talking cock is very bad....tell the rest of many Malaysians. Sure got talk cock all the time. While doing anything also can talk cock.

Like an example in a serious discussion of some nondescript topic...than suddenly one person say something out of context. Haaa...see that is talking cock lah. On top of that it is like side conversations entirely out of the topic that may or may not be eye opening. But you know lah...that very seldom happens.

No need to know who we are, or what we do for a living or even where we stay. If I tell you here also no point, you won't remember anyway. So might as well get into talking cock like no other people can. Purely Malaysian style. Trust me...this skill has been passed down from generations for at least 50 years already. So either be an active Talk Cock reader or a passive one....it does not matter. Because if you keep on coming back to this blog that means you are a talk cocker too!

Manhattan Fish Market @ The Curve (Curse)

Have you been into manhattan fish market at the curve? Some of you might have. Its a good place to fuck out your money with expensive fish. Who say skinny broke ass like me cannot afford a goddamn high class fish....everyday eat cheap ass "ikan kembung" made my tummy bloated. See the same food everyday near my office is not the way to go lah!

Ok there's one lancau while we're waiting for the food we ordered, he complained about the grammar on the big ass notice board at the counter. The conversation goes like this

Lancau: Hello...yeah, can you call your manager?
Waiter: Er..um..why aa?
Lancau: Just call la...got very important issue to talk to her about...
Waiter: Wait a moment ya...
Manager: Excuse me sir, is there anything wrong?
Lancau: Oh yea...can you see the notice board over there...the grammar is wrong..."We will fried, grilled, poached..." It supposed to be "We will fry, grill, poach..." Its future tense...not past tense....not nice if customer see...
Manager: Oh really...i'm new here...anyway, thank you for your concern...

Haiya...what with the response "oh really?"...that bitch don't know simple english ke?

I was there listening and my heart just say..."for sure u cibai won't do shit about it...everytime we come also change manager" No wonder no idiot would noticed the grammar error. I bet the next time we visit the shop, there will be no change in the writings. By the manager's response on the issue i'm pretty sure the minute she left our table she'll will not give a damn rat ass about it...

I just dont wanna give a damn anymore

dude just try to follow the instructions ... it will work wan...

Seriously i dont fucking care anymore...

you must have missed out some steps lah for sure ...

Dude if you dont fucking stop that grandfather lecture i will fucking throw you and the fucking notebook out of this window here.

Why you have to take so much cock man.. all i wan to do is to comfirm my notebook cannot use this handphone to go internet !! You think I not fucking patient enough for this cock meh !!

Sorry dude.. a cock is never patient so please dont simply say ok?

fuck you man and your fucking notebook man this is a fucking conspiracy man !!
Someone fucked with my notebook man !!

Lan*** designer eh?

Ehhhhwaaahhh.....you think what? design can do in a few hours kah? Bengong~! You think if it is so easy you do lah~ But I know you know no other colour than BLACK~! Nimamok can't stop posting 3 in a row. Bugger new to this blogging thing....very excited bastard lah this dude. So kanchiong wan.....his ringtone also so kanchiong wan~!

Wait until boss ask him questions he will shit and sweat bricks....

"Nimamok, what are you doing?"
err...nothing laoban
"What is this blog...ger...talk cock...singsong guitar?"
owh...this is urmmm...new...err...eh-heh
"Hah~! Every minute you spend deduct 10 ringgit~"
Aiyooohh...laoban I am practicing my writing skills lah....after wan to do sales how? Sure must talk cock wan~
right or not??


Waaarrggghahahahaah~!!!

Nimamok's eagerness on publishing...

This blog created out of thin air within few minutes. Me taking care of the domains and another "lancau" on the designs....well he needs the time to redesign the whole page...so i don't mind to give the motherfucker few extra hours to do the design. Who gives the shit about the designs? I do! It shows how goddamn "terer" we're in making websites...LoL...

Now nimamok very excited about the concept of the website. Well...the only thing that shit contributing in this blog is crapping like fuck only...while i'm configure the domains, the cock cannot his "tempayan" mouth and keep on saying "ey what's the domain name?!" Shut up la fucker...i'm configuring the goddamn name...

Now within 15 minutes...it's alive~ LoL...FUCK YOU

reply to the Cokia ......

yeah... and you think she will fucking serve her ass to you if you got Guniea Pork mix with Johnny never walks ?

Fuck man, I tell you its this fucking D..LL notebook man , its fucking sucks my ass everytime I wanna fucking use it for anything but surfting porn man.

Nimamok's Cokia Amber Chia

Wey~ you think your fon damn cun kah? Use Cokia summore want to dream of farking Amber Chia~ Cokia-cokia so kua~ Do drown your self in your Glenfidditch Single Malt better... Now where is the the other siaw contributer.... So slow registering domian wan. Paypal transfer wan't it quick... what is so damn long to register the farking domain lah?

Part Fucking Thrix

hey dude this handphone is cool... it works fine on my notebook really.. how much you bought it for

Dude!! I got it free lah ... it was a gift

yeah everything is a gift to you right???

yeah yeah sometimes i fucking wish Amber Chia servers up her fucking ass to me as a gift man !!

Part Fucking DUEX

shit if your note book is working fine and mine isnt dont you think thats the fucking reason why i asked you to do it to your note book first??????

Come on man !! I been installing it and uninstalling it like a fucking thousand times sigh ... ok ok I will uninstall it again and try to follow the INSTRUCTIONS 1 to 10 correctly ....

Its not going to fucking work.. I will fucking throw this fucking notebook outta of this fucking window man if it doesnt work !

when you r bored out of your fucking wits this is what you should do...

sometimes i feel that i dont get enough of everything. its so fucking hard to work with 2 idots sitting right around me all the time.

I dont fucking care if i am suppose to follow the fucking steps....
someone has been fucking with my notebook man !!!!
2 fucking hours and it still wont fucking connect with my Nokia man !!!
FUCK NOKIA !!! FUCK THIS !!! I DONT NEED THIS FUCK MAN !!!