Whose drunk?

Yesterday night talk cock
A friend of mine staying at my house for a while since he been fired by his boss for MIA for 3 days. What kind of idiot do that? The company his working having financial problems and facing a closure. The company haven't pay the employees salary for last month.

Me: Berapa lama kau nak merempat kat umah aku? (How you're long you're gonna stay at my house?)
Drunkard 1: ....
Me: Bloody idiot, when u're working u doesn't smoke...now when doesn't have job still want to smoke ke?
Drunkard 1: ....
Drunkard 2: Tense perhaps?
Me: Tense my ass la...now got no money still want to show off like orang kaya...
Drunkard 2: Just now, i went to raggae club down at the office and have happy hour with friends...guess who?
Me: That fat ass motherfucker la...
Drunkard 2: Plus brother Gan and Dana u know..
Me: That fuckers drink ah!
Drunkard 2: They chinese what...who fucks care they drink la weh. Fat ass offered to buy some finger food lah...and brother surely kenakan fatass...order all the finger foods...all equal to main course price u know...
Me: Serve him right....eh look look...what the hell (referring to yesterday news on tv)
Drunkard 2: Oi...whose drunk la weh~ me or you...u haven't take a single sip of alcohol...
Dickhead: He's drunk of that KT girl inside there...very cute...
Me: Bakpolaa come sangat mokwe tu weh...(why she's so cute)