Monday, July 30, 2007

Sock it to you muthafuckers !!!

Rauff pencilneck : Dude ! you dont have enough dough to buy your own shocks is it?
Nimamok : Fuck la what you yapping ?
Nimamok : Fuck you ! my socks are not all dried yet lah, fucking rainning all day all night cheebye !
Rauff pencilneck : fuck man , its fucking white man , you think you Micheak Jackson meh !!
Kraken VD : ROFL , fuck man this is shameful man , but at least it matches his white shirt for today lah ....
Nimamok : FUCK YOU and your muthafucking socks man ! I told you I am wearing these free CF socks cos my fucking socks are not fucking dry yet !!!
All 3 continues to eat their dunkin donutz lunch quietly......

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Fuck man what the fucking shit is going on here?

Shit man what da fuck the last two posts so pussified ? you muthafuckers got your ballz gag too now? fuck the world man its all a big muthafucker show man, on top is on top lah but who da fuck says the bottoms cant have some rocking fucking fun man ! I just dont give a shit, we dont do policies shits here man, we born FREE ! we fuck FREE ! ( but with protection and quarterly health checks, this is a muthafucker talkcocksingsongplayguitar cummunity message man !) and we will fucking BLOG FREE muthafuckers, circumcise blogs on reality lah got mainstream fucking media mah ! Wait we talk too much cock they got no job how ? You knows we the muthafucking porn stars man ! we the small bottoms just TALK COCK SING SONG PLAY THE GUITAR !!!

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Woot~dun make me shout BODOH BODOH~!

Weh...arsehole, I dun get a lot from doing PPP lah. Why you care also? Jealous kah? Just because you are Roya*...whooops cannot say afterward kena abduct in the middle of the night. See now want to tiaw your sorry ass also have to tapis here tapis there.

So this is a big problem lah....what if this blog kena gam? So now we have to blog profanity like...toot toot f*&# you mother *$%@. You get what I mean or not? But I think ah it is all in our blood lah. I cannot help it....if I need to curse I curse lah mahai~! See now....once you fucking start than cannot stop wan. But ok lah we all not like standing in a meeting and shouting BODOH BODOH and RACIST RACIST to fellow colleagues.

Maybe we should get into politics.....since they have some form of ilmu kebal when they wan to TIAW other people.

Not to say who but you know who la crap

Agreed with rauff...what the hell man...i feel like living in communist country...this cannot, that cannot. The only thing we can do is, follow follow follow. Is this how we should be? Bastards, without criticism how some or some unit can improve their what ever they need to. But what to do...i can't say much...have to control my speech...so this is what u get. Non-elaborate article on something. Not scared but have to be careful. Be smart lah...don't too bold...

Rauff u bastard...friend also want to tapau few hundred ringgit. You get a lot from PPP already. Still not enough ke? You one greedy motherfucker. Still not enough? Find a new job with big gaji lah lancau~ HAHAHAHAHA!

Wei how laa~ Blog also can kena cekup!

Now bloggers have to be careful woh....that Minister say that going to have law to gag bloggers. Now how lah? Cannot bullshit and talk cock anymore. Weh weh....all blogs kena ka? If like talk cock can kena cekup kah? Ish....big headache laa....how like this? No more freedom of speech. No freedom of speech, no freedom to talk cock. Haiiyoooh~!!!

Weh, Nimamok....you blog I still dunno how to do lah. That one another big headache. Like lanjiao only want to understand wordpress. Weh...if I redesign for you you pay me ah? Hahaah...not much ...very little only. Like a few hundred ringgit can lah. Lu gaji big maaa~!

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

People bake cookies ler bodo...not cook 'em.

Nimamok knows how to cook? Now really? Wey.....it's like saying cotton grow on trees lah~! Cook cookies? Muuahahahah~!!! People bake them lah bodo. Or are there cookies that you cook instead of baking? What? Indo mee cookies kah? or is it bulls eye egg cookies? You think if you market them can sell in Carrefour kah? Hahahahah~! Dumb dumb~!

Weh....I think you should stick to muff diving lah. It's the only thing you do that you can stay buoyant. Hahahaha~!

This is the last draw man !!!

Fuck you man !! you can diss me , you can diss my faggotie wayz but you hell as leave my mutherfucking cooking alone brother !

Leave my cooking outta this shit ass gay post about me loosin my ballz man ! I still got a bag full of cum that would fill up your mud hole man !

Just leave my mutherfucking cooking alone brother ! The Man needs his space when he is cooking man ! Cooking is like making love to the food, theres the foreplay with the ingredients and then theres the stimulation of the cooking them and the climax of eating them foods man.

You cant be disrespecting something as sacred as Ma Cooking brother !

I will spank you silly man , I will bitch slap you so hard you will know who your slick stick daddy is brother.

Now you run along and play nice now you hear ! if you want some loving come on down and let big daddy cook you some milk and cookies yeah !

Rauff you are sooooooo dense..

Dude what the fuck you know about bread making man !!

The only bread you have ever made is round , sausage like and its brown and smelly !

Fuck man its a freaking FLAT BREAD ! its SUPPOSE to be FLAT !!

LOOK IT UP MORON ! you know Google it !! for the love of GOD.

extract below of what the dense Rauff posted as comment at my blog on my cooking !

" dude is there something wrong with your bread??? it looks like something that fell off the side of a table !!!!

FUCK YOU MAN !!

Epitome of an alpha piece of crap!

What the fuck? All these personalities according on which month they are born are totally load of bullshit...they sum it all up, its just like a recipe for something, add sugar and all the love of this world into a bowl. Now let me tell you an epitome in the eyes of a friend. You're born on september. U born on september because your FAMA do it 9 months before september. Thats all to it for month.

About your personality is because it comes from your environment of growing up. How your parents treats you and the society accept you. I may not know how is your childhood social life but what i do know u can socialize well between multiracial friends. I may not know about your love life but what i do know is you really like to fuck~

U're fat but working on having good looks...u're life is not a mess but still u try mess it up with your own paranoid thinking~What the fuck with after watching die hard can suddenly have second thought on marriage. Like to help friends, thats your finest qualities and u'll get fuck by it since friends in these millennium era like to fuck friends. Unless you got a close friend and proven have good heart for example, like me and rauff. HAHAHAH! Suprisingly, we're the only malay friends who close to you.

According to me...you're sure like big boobies~ OH one more thing, u're tolerant motherfucker. You fuck hot young mothers...i wish i can fuck hot young mothers too~

Damn I never knew I was the Epitome of the Alpha Male Specimen of my kind woohoo

what an online test returns about guys who were born in the month of September !!

SEPTEMBER* Suave and compromisingMaybe :P

* Careful, cautious and organized
Most terrorist acts are my mastermind :P

* Likes to point out people's mistakes
Oh this is soooooo true :P

* Likes to criticize
Homerun !!! your so rigth haha

* Quiet but able to talk well
hmmm i will check with my doctor on this one...

* Calm and coolhmm
maybe... when my icecream melt only i panic really...

* Kind and sympathetic
yeah man, i only cripple peeps and i dont kill them too..

* Concerned and detailed
yes ! i have an IQ and Observation skills of a peanut !

* Trustworthy, loyal and honest
So true, i only sell peeps out for 100 ringgit and above !

* Does work well
Oh yes, i only take 1 hour to do my work everyday at the office...then i sleep the rest of the day :P

* Sensitive
Yup that is correct, I got a sensitivity of a durian..

* Thinking
Again yes I am a genius peanut

* Good memory
wow how many times do i have to say i got the super brain of a peanut hehe..

* Clever and knowledgeable
yeah i google it !!

* Loves to look for information
google i love you

* Must control oneself when criticizing
nah... criticism makes perfect.. wait that didnt sound right :P

* Able to motivate oneself
true so true I just tell myself she will give me a big fat kiss at the end of the day..

* Understanding
again how understand a peanut can be i am it !

* Secretive
Yeah i only blog the secrets i know on friendsters and no where else

* Loves sports, leisure and traveling
yeah man I got PS1 , PS 2 and Microsoft XBOX 2 !!!

* Hardly shows emotions
yeah I only break down and cry when my icecream melts...

* Tends to bottle up feelings
true true only break doors and windows when my icecream melts

* Choosy especially in relationships
of course lah... it takes me 30 mins to fall in love man thats a lifetime for me alone !!

* Loves wide things
oh yeah baby yeah a wide ass !!

* Systematic
yeah 1 follow by 2 and 3 is followed by 4 man !

Please dont hate me cos I am soo beautiful !!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Don't be a pussy la!

Now having nimamok cooking every weekend do sound interesting and it made that "otak puki" look good infront of his lady friends. He change just because watching Die Hard 4.0, his inner fatherly instinct and want to get married and have daughter suddenly arose deep from his heart...what the fuck? Hard to believe but its true...Eventho u sound lay a hardcore faggot but still...keep on what u believe dude...we both support you...except some gay shit lah!

Now...i don't have any ramblings...but i sure do have a shout out...for guys especially...when u called someone else's gf...don't do it too frequently...u think the bf will like? If still dare enough...come and confront the mess u made la...have some balls la weh...don't be a pussy...when the bf pissed...u run the fuck off...come here and be a man...

Very big fuss over some Magical 7th book.

All over the news is about Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book. Good lah at least it's not that annoying compare to that blown up woman Ackhh-laaa-tung-Yaaa Shaa-ri---Boooommm~!
I went and watch the latest Magic boy movie with another Lanjiao~ Wah I tell you ah...so very interesting wan. The fighting scene better than Jedi wan.

Shoot here horse come out...shoot there pretty white light come out. Very interesting. I heard the fat kukijiao had some cooking done. I think he said he cook stew or some tiu like that lah. I saw his blog....he baked bread too but look like the bread got stepped by elephant. He said the bread memang like that wan. Surely very funny looking bread. If it is in dark brown it will look like shit. Hahahaha~!!!

Friday, July 20, 2007

Whose drunk?

Yesterday night talk cock
A friend of mine staying at my house for a while since he been fired by his boss for MIA for 3 days. What kind of idiot do that? The company his working having financial problems and facing a closure. The company haven't pay the employees salary for last month.

Me: Berapa lama kau nak merempat kat umah aku? (How you're long you're gonna stay at my house?)
Drunkard 1: ....
Me: Bloody idiot, when u're working u doesn't smoke...now when doesn't have job still want to smoke ke?
Drunkard 1: ....
Drunkard 2: Tense perhaps?
Me: Tense my ass la...now got no money still want to show off like orang kaya...
Drunkard 2: Just now, i went to raggae club down at the office and have happy hour with friends...guess who?
Me: That fat ass motherfucker la...
Drunkard 2: Plus brother Gan and Dana u know..
Me: That fuckers drink ah!
Drunkard 2: They chinese what...who fucks care they drink la weh. Fat ass offered to buy some finger food lah...and brother surely kenakan fatass...order all the finger foods...all equal to main course price u know...
Me: Serve him right....eh look look...what the hell (referring to yesterday news on tv)
Drunkard 2: Oi...whose drunk la weh~ me or you...u haven't take a single sip of alcohol...
Dickhead: He's drunk of that KT girl inside there...very cute...
Me: Bakpolaa come sangat mokwe tu weh...(why she's so cute)

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Talk Cock Sing a Song Play the Guitar will show all you buggers how 3 Malaysian men talk cock daily~

Alo~ Ya ya...this is one third of the talk cockers. If some of you may notice this is a very new blog....but we are not going to make it a blog...hehehe...we going to make it like a forum for two idiot friends of mine and me.

So our dear readers thus far must be asking why lah talk cock. Well, Malaysians cannot deny that talking cock is very much the culture. But we are to tech how to talk cock...we just show it. Some may argue that talking cock is very bad....tell the rest of many Malaysians. Sure got talk cock all the time. While doing anything also can talk cock.

Like an example in a serious discussion of some nondescript topic...than suddenly one person say something out of context. Haaa...see that is talking cock lah. On top of that it is like side conversations entirely out of the topic that may or may not be eye opening. But you know lah...that very seldom happens.

No need to know who we are, or what we do for a living or even where we stay. If I tell you here also no point, you won't remember anyway. So might as well get into talking cock like no other people can. Purely Malaysian style. Trust me...this skill has been passed down from generations for at least 50 years already. So either be an active Talk Cock reader or a passive one....it does not matter. Because if you keep on coming back to this blog that means you are a talk cocker too!

Manhattan Fish Market @ The Curve (Curse)

Have you been into manhattan fish market at the curve? Some of you might have. Its a good place to fuck out your money with expensive fish. Who say skinny broke ass like me cannot afford a goddamn high class fish....everyday eat cheap ass "ikan kembung" made my tummy bloated. See the same food everyday near my office is not the way to go lah!

Ok there's one lancau while we're waiting for the food we ordered, he complained about the grammar on the big ass notice board at the counter. The conversation goes like this

Lancau: Hello...yeah, can you call your manager?
Waiter: Er..um..why aa?
Lancau: Just call la...got very important issue to talk to her about...
Waiter: Wait a moment ya...
Manager: Excuse me sir, is there anything wrong?
Lancau: Oh yea...can you see the notice board over there...the grammar is wrong..."We will fried, grilled, poached..." It supposed to be "We will fry, grill, poach..." Its future tense...not past tense....not nice if customer see...
Manager: Oh really...i'm new here...anyway, thank you for your concern...

Haiya...what with the response "oh really?"...that bitch don't know simple english ke?

I was there listening and my heart just say..."for sure u cibai won't do shit about it...everytime we come also change manager" No wonder no idiot would noticed the grammar error. I bet the next time we visit the shop, there will be no change in the writings. By the manager's response on the issue i'm pretty sure the minute she left our table she'll will not give a damn rat ass about it...

I just dont wanna give a damn anymore

dude just try to follow the instructions ... it will work wan...

Seriously i dont fucking care anymore...

you must have missed out some steps lah for sure ...

Dude if you dont fucking stop that grandfather lecture i will fucking throw you and the fucking notebook out of this window here.

Why you have to take so much cock man.. all i wan to do is to comfirm my notebook cannot use this handphone to go internet !! You think I not fucking patient enough for this cock meh !!

Sorry dude.. a cock is never patient so please dont simply say ok?

fuck you man and your fucking notebook man this is a fucking conspiracy man !!
Someone fucked with my notebook man !!

Lan*** designer eh?

Ehhhhwaaahhh.....you think what? design can do in a few hours kah? Bengong~! You think if it is so easy you do lah~ But I know you know no other colour than BLACK~! Nimamok can't stop posting 3 in a row. Bugger new to this blogging thing....very excited bastard lah this dude. So kanchiong wan.....his ringtone also so kanchiong wan~!

Wait until boss ask him questions he will shit and sweat bricks....

"Nimamok, what are you doing?"
err...nothing laoban
"What is this blog...ger...talk cock...singsong guitar?"
owh...this is urmmm...new...err...eh-heh
"Hah~! Every minute you spend deduct 10 ringgit~"
Aiyooohh...laoban I am practicing my writing skills lah....after wan to do sales how? Sure must talk cock wan~
right or not??


Waaarrggghahahahaah~!!!

Nimamok's eagerness on publishing...

This blog created out of thin air within few minutes. Me taking care of the domains and another "lancau" on the designs....well he needs the time to redesign the whole page...so i don't mind to give the motherfucker few extra hours to do the design. Who gives the shit about the designs? I do! It shows how goddamn "terer" we're in making websites...LoL...

Now nimamok very excited about the concept of the website. Well...the only thing that shit contributing in this blog is crapping like fuck only...while i'm configure the domains, the cock cannot his "tempayan" mouth and keep on saying "ey what's the domain name?!" Shut up la fucker...i'm configuring the goddamn name...

Now within 15 minutes...it's alive~ LoL...FUCK YOU

reply to the Cokia ......

yeah... and you think she will fucking serve her ass to you if you got Guniea Pork mix with Johnny never walks ?

Fuck man, I tell you its this fucking D..LL notebook man , its fucking sucks my ass everytime I wanna fucking use it for anything but surfting porn man.

Nimamok's Cokia Amber Chia

Wey~ you think your fon damn cun kah? Use Cokia summore want to dream of farking Amber Chia~ Cokia-cokia so kua~ Do drown your self in your Glenfidditch Single Malt better... Now where is the the other siaw contributer.... So slow registering domian wan. Paypal transfer wan't it quick... what is so damn long to register the farking domain lah?

Part Fucking Thrix

hey dude this handphone is cool... it works fine on my notebook really.. how much you bought it for

Dude!! I got it free lah ... it was a gift

yeah everything is a gift to you right???

yeah yeah sometimes i fucking wish Amber Chia servers up her fucking ass to me as a gift man !!

Part Fucking DUEX

shit if your note book is working fine and mine isnt dont you think thats the fucking reason why i asked you to do it to your note book first??????

Come on man !! I been installing it and uninstalling it like a fucking thousand times sigh ... ok ok I will uninstall it again and try to follow the INSTRUCTIONS 1 to 10 correctly ....

Its not going to fucking work.. I will fucking throw this fucking notebook outta of this fucking window man if it doesnt work !

when you r bored out of your fucking wits this is what you should do...

sometimes i feel that i dont get enough of everything. its so fucking hard to work with 2 idots sitting right around me all the time.

I dont fucking care if i am suppose to follow the fucking steps....
someone has been fucking with my notebook man !!!!
2 fucking hours and it still wont fucking connect with my Nokia man !!!
FUCK NOKIA !!! FUCK THIS !!! I DONT NEED THIS FUCK MAN !!!