Monday, October 22, 2007

Re: How the avoid THE question.

Hoho...but out of all asnwers u came up with...just use 1 general answer over and over again. For example. "Wait la"...or the classic "are u talking to me" and just ignore. All the favorite is still..."ntah~". No one can qrgue with "ntah". Short and precise. Who the fuck knows anyway about the future.

For instance i never knew i would sell my Honda and live without a car for months...and perhaps few years to come...

Meet Achmed the terrorist.

This is fucking funny man~ you buggers better watch this shit cause he is the shit~! Or else~ I KILL you~!!! MUuhahahahah~!

Friday, October 19, 2007

Tips on how to avoid THE question.

Yes it is THE question that most guys would love to avoid~! Let me put it in bold...

KO BILER NAK KAHWIN AH?


Classic question kan? What else lah....I got a whole list of answers to choose from.

  1. Have better things to think about.
  2. Where got farking money?!!
  3. Why? You wan to sponsor mah?
  4. Why? You have someone in mind for me kah?
  5. I am asexual.
  6. I am on a mission. Perhaps after THE mission I'll think about it.
  7. What for? I am still young maa~
  8. No freedom lei~ all also need to report wan. Leceh maaa...
  9. No girl like me
  10. I like boys (sarcastic tone)
  11. I can't share a bed.
  12. Lesser mouths to feed the better.
  13. Why not you get hitched first than you tell me how it's like.
  14. Sleep with one person only?!!...Boring seh~!
  15. Cannot hang out with the guys no more.
  16. I don't want to delete all my porn collection.
  17. When BN no longer run the country.
  18. When Samy Vellu retires.
Actually got a lot more.....some so ridiculous even I don't believe what I say sometimes. But hey...as long can run away from the topic kira ok lah hor? Plus I try to avoid attending weddings whenever I can.