How to get a girl into bed~ as requested by Pookyma

Dey brother....you must have some difficulty in getting some action kah? Desperate izzit? Which part of earth do you live la?

Follow these simple steps..
1. Find a target - No need to know the girl wan. But you have to pick one that is realistic to your capabilities. C'mon, have to seek market value maa or else sure loose out with penis hanging to dry only.

2. Think before you talk - this one is a common mistake. Although at this point your dick says cum cum cum~! But what you might want to do is fish fish fish. Start with casual talk. Dig into the targets personality and use lots of expressions. Owh and when the target talks...listen and shut up.

3. After about 20 minute into talking then can start with mild flirting. This one I don't have to teach right? But remember not all targets will fall for the same trick. So it is good to watch movies to take cues on what are the various ways.

4. After one hour it should be prime time to gently ask. Remember no forcing~ if you don't get it tonight there are other nights. So don't sound so bloody desperate lah.

5. Always make educated judgement. Don't use your dick all the time.

There 5 simple steps. Too general you say? Of course lah~ so many women out there surely cannot be using off the shelf tactics right? Like that you will be boinking the same type of girl all your life....now that is more boring than sex with a Llama.