Sorry Naik Lorry Ler~!

What the fuck...this blog never maintained...i also forgot this friggin blog ever exist...no thanks to your both motherfuckers lah...ignorance bastard...1 year 1 post ke?! cibai ni almo and nimamok...setting also never changed...i have to waste my 5 minutes to set back the domain...both of u like prostitute...nimamok with his MBB bitches...ALMO masterbating in MIRI...what else to say...i miss u both dudes ler...once a while a do hangout with both degenerates~ but these days...with everybody having their own business to do...this blog no longer updated...

Tak kesian sama reader ke? ooohhh wait...no reader anyway...what a lame blog...pookyma only come here...now no more...eh...fuck the readers...sakit hati ke? come la and see me...we go and settle like bunch of immatures...i punch u...u punch me...

Haih...almo is settling down...no longer want to play2 with pussy...no longer playing with his own balls...future got wife to play his balls....HAHAHAHAHA....

Have a FUCKING CUNT SUCKING BALLZ SPERMING MOTHER FUCKING CHINESE NEW YEAR WEI !!!!!!!!!

Fucking Shit !!! I took some heavy Krak Shit last year and BOOOMMM BANG BLOOOMM I was out WEI !

Now I fucking wake up and SHITTTTAAAZZZ its a mother fucking cock masterbating new fucking year !

Fuck la wei why you 2 over grown pussy worshippers never wake me up fuck !! I missed the new year cuntivation and the Xmas fuckitination wei !!! I am hungry !!!!!!

OK wei Call me lah once in the mother fucking bloody bluee cock sucking moon lah...

Laters !!!!

How to get a girl into bed~ as requested by Pookyma

Dey brother....you must have some difficulty in getting some action kah? Desperate izzit? Which part of earth do you live la?

Follow these simple steps..
1. Find a target - No need to know the girl wan. But you have to pick one that is realistic to your capabilities. C'mon, have to seek market value maa or else sure loose out with penis hanging to dry only.

2. Think before you talk - this one is a common mistake. Although at this point your dick says cum cum cum~! But what you might want to do is fish fish fish. Start with casual talk. Dig into the targets personality and use lots of expressions. Owh and when the target talks...listen and shut up.

3. After about 20 minute into talking then can start with mild flirting. This one I don't have to teach right? But remember not all targets will fall for the same trick. So it is good to watch movies to take cues on what are the various ways.

4. After one hour it should be prime time to gently ask. Remember no forcing~ if you don't get it tonight there are other nights. So don't sound so bloody desperate lah.

5. Always make educated judgement. Don't use your dick all the time.

There 5 simple steps. Too general you say? Of course lah~ so many women out there surely cannot be using off the shelf tactics right? Like that you will be boinking the same type of girl all your life....now that is more boring than sex with a Llama.

Re: How the avoid THE question.

Hoho...but out of all asnwers u came up with...just use 1 general answer over and over again. For example. "Wait la"...or the classic "are u talking to me" and just ignore. All the favorite is still..."ntah~". No one can qrgue with "ntah". Short and precise. Who the fuck knows anyway about the future.

For instance i never knew i would sell my Honda and live without a car for months...and perhaps few years to come...

Meet Achmed the terrorist.

This is fucking funny man~ you buggers better watch this shit cause he is the shit~! Or else~ I KILL you~!!! MUuhahahahah~!

Tips on how to avoid THE question.

Yes it is THE question that most guys would love to avoid~! Let me put it in bold...

KO BILER NAK KAHWIN AH?

Classic question kan? What else lah....I got a whole list of answers to choose from.

1. Have better things to think about.
2. Where got farking money?!!
3. Why? You wan to sponsor mah?
4. Why? You have someone in mind for me kah?
5. I am asexual.
6. I am on a mission. Perhaps after THE mission I'll think about it.
7. What for? I am still young maa~
8. No freedom lei~ all also need to report wan. Leceh maaa...
9. No girl like me
10. I like boys (sarcastic tone)
11. I can't share a bed.
12. Lesser mouths to feed the better.
13. Why not you get hitched first than you tell me how it's like.
14. Sleep with one person only?!!...Boring seh~!
15. Cannot hang out with the guys no more.
16. I don't want to delete all my porn collection.
17. When BN no longer run the country.
18. When Samy Vellu retires.

Actually got a lot more.....some so ridiculous even I don't believe what I say sometimes. But hey...as long can run away from the topic kira ok lah hor? Plus I try to avoid attending weddings whenever I can.

Loh....been busy with someother shit.

Like how la want to write here? One dude does one topic then another does an entirely different topic. All so messed up. I get confused man. So I want to get the ball rolling.....I start with a topic and all 3 fucks have to submit an entry.

So my 1st topic is...how to get a girl in bed.

Hahahah~! get your creative juices flowing and share your experience. Heheheh~!

Whoa...u guys are real shit!

Since the last entry...no one write anything...u guys really assholes! Fuck you fucks!

A product of failure

Bro...give the dude a break la weh...a lot in his mind...there 1 side to consider, and other side to consider. What u said just now, "parents have no say" also true. But better think back parents brought you into this world so you can fuck only ke? So...try to be delicate as well...why put yourself in win-lose situation when you can always put yourself in win-win situation. You wanna settle down for second best? fuck you nimamok...i'm just going for the best...but...there is always Wei See u can consider. HAHAHAHAHA!

Be cool with your life. Time will reveal everything, whether you deserve an angel or maybe you'll end up becoming a lonely motherfucker...when u get older...a lonely grandmotherfucker...be patient my friend.

Now, i shall cheer u up with an old jokes from the east. 4 friends went for a drink at one shop located at kuala berang. They call the waitress to make an order. Thus the first 3 friends order the drinks they desired until the fourth;

Waitress: Nok minum ape? (What do want to drink)
4th Guy: Kawe nok kawe sebuk... (If i want, i will tell)

So waitress go at the back and bring the drinks the guys ordered...the 4 guys shocked that the waitress bring back 4 glasses of drinks. As the memory serve them right, only 3 guys ordered...and hence the 4th guy ask the waitress. "Air gapo hitang legik banyok buih pulak tu"...and the waiter said..."air kawesebuk"...

For your info...in kelantanese dialect..."kawe sebuk" similarly sound like "carlsberg"...thats why the 4th guy get a carlsberg for a drink.

man you guys make me wanna scream !!!

last week I tot I was in love :P now fucking shitz I am fallen out of love ! I knew I should have paid for better breaks !! fuck this and that ! anywayz I wont give up !!

easier said then done, now days its just not so easy to find a soul mate man ! what does a chinese gingo need to do to attract a wife man !!!!

anywayz I still think Rauff is making the right choice even if every fiber of his being is saying swing away !!

Chill brother. Love will Find the way !! * Vomits ...... sorry its sooooo cheesy to say that line hehehe.

Me also la~

Hehe...serve your skinny ass right...after this, saves all the money u can and sure your skinny ass gonna be even skinnier. You have condemned yourself for 24/7 pleasure of making love at anytime in which is "Halal". And u have condemned yourself to see only 1 women until end of your life. LoL...thats why when u wanna get married...find the prettiest girl...so, u won't get bored until the age of 50...after that...aiyayaya...haha...

By the way, isn't it awkward seeing rauff the wild stallion having a bunch of wild stallions jr.?

Wei~! I itchy want to get married and need people to visit my new blog.

Last couple of weeks ha been really fast. So many things happening, giving me a headache. Sometimes I forget which is heads or tails. I just made a commitment or condemn my self to one, which ever way you want to see it.

All the sudden have to plan for this and that. So much details and I think time is never enough. Still the proposed wedding is in 2009 but the heat of it all is creeping up. I feel so you know (lost of words)..... sometimes.

Anyhow do visit my new blog www.achmedrauff.com. Click on the ads too...sponsor my wedding in 2009 maaaa :D Hehehhe~!!!

If i were nimamok...

I'm not saying i'm not lucky...i'm lucky with my own way. My mother always say "bertuah punya budak~!" LoL....so i guess i must be so lucky. But can u believe what nimamok is talking about? That lanjiao suddenly controlling his lanjiao jr. from turning into godzilla of the underpants...Can u believe he does not have the urge to "raba" a lil bit? Can u believe he can control his lust? Oi can u control your "konek" not to stim ke? I doubt it!

I know your cock hardened already, espcially when your girl put on her bikini...hahaha...i want to see lah, how long this dude can "tahan" from not touching girls anymore. U conquer your devil is it? wait la until the devil's cock cannot "tahan" from getting it on~

My noose bleed till the Yellow River of China...

Wah Liao eh... I cannot believe my luck last weekend. Not only I get to cook for 2 ladies whom i find very attractive but at the same time they wanted me to instruct them in the air of swimming man !! I tot I must have died and gone to heaven hehehee.

I tot I could not be any luckier but OH MY FUCKING GOD !!! the prettier of the 2 gurls was wearing BI KI NI !!!!!!!!!

I was telling myself , Nimamok you lucky mutha fucker !! you better be a gentlemen and fucking dont stare at gurls body too much !!! must teach properly !!!! must not touch wrong parts of their sweet sweet body without permission !!!

I tell you now why everyone want to be instructor for water sports hehehe okie lah I will leave the X rated scene behind me and be good la :P

One bugger is "sick"....one more reading sex stories of bakun.

Today is a very boring day. Everything also so slow....so lazy. Bosses not around everything is no casual. Marketing people also come in with t-shirt and jeans. One cock say he is sick....migraine it seems. How convenient. Suddenly I found out tomorrow not working....hmmm good lah. Can fix my car lor.

Today news full of interesting stuff. Got sex den in Bakun....got sex den in your neighbourhood... got sex den everywhere lah. But in all this sexual activities cannot forget that we have to be united and be good citizens. Cannot follow how some of our leaders are. They set bad example so we know as long as we don;t do like them we are good people.

So dun simply2 call people monkey, dog, chicken or any other animal. I think am going to watch movie tonight. But now outside look so dark...looks like it is going to rain. Haiyaahhh.....Friday and it is going to rain. Spoil mood only to go out.

Now you u know lah!

Back then, nimamok always scold me when ever i say...CHEEEBYEEE~ he once said "uncivilized bastard!"...fuck you la...u don't know art, thats why la u said only ruffians says such word. Forgive me that i've been brought in a environment where only hooligans and ruffians survive not the nerds. I'm not so lucky like u...civilized pussy hunter who donno how to spit and eat chewing gums. Damn Singaporean!

While i was smoking...
Me: Ptuih!
Nimamok: Oi~why u spit! Thats dirty man~
Me: This is not singapore! I spit whenever i want...so fuck u!
Nimamok: LoL

*Nimamok was a sinaporean. He was sent there to study..

Now u know how satisfying it is to say "cibai"...now who's uneducated fucker? U know nothing about the art of cursing~

Yay~!!! Boss boh liaaw~!!

Wooohooo~!!! Both bosses has left for Taiwan~!!! No more hawking over my bloody shoulder. Today lunch we all go the Curve for our monthly Manhattan Fish Market fix and went to the new Donut shop. I forgot the name lah....If I remember I put it here. If not I have to go take picture and paste it here so if I forget what is the name I can come here.

The donut damn good lah. Half dozen is RM9.50. So light...does not feel so fattening...not like Dunkin Donut. The donut there you can eat and eat and eat summore. Maybe this weekend go again and tar pau home. Nimamok eat like tomorrow is his last day on earth. almost half of the bill is his and there was 4 of us.

He also just learned how satisfying it is to say ChiiiiiByyeee~! Hahahah~! Very funny one. So now if anything he don't like he would go on saying Cheeebyeee~!!!

Not quiet...but busy

Aiya...long time no post here...last post from nimamok regarding our conversation on socks. True ma...who the fuck wears black pants and shoes with white socks...u no gay...so act like one...

No more sick leave...and my annual leave only 1 day left...so fucking "kedekut" giving leave...other companies minimum give 12 days...we only get 8 days...fuck la...minus problems and other official personal matters, left none...we not horse la weh to work work work...we need some quality on life...relax...fuck here and there...not get fucked here and there because of work...

Nimamok here is a suck-ups...infront of boss...sure the words like candy one..but behind boss...like hell fire...but still...thanks to his candy behavior infront of boss...he saves my ass few times already...still...don't butt kissing too much~

Sock it to you muthafuckers !!!

Rauff pencilneck : Dude ! you dont have enough dough to buy your own shocks is it?
Nimamok : Fuck la what you yapping ?
Nimamok : Fuck you ! my socks are not all dried yet lah, fucking rainning all day all night cheebye !
Rauff pencilneck : fuck man , its fucking white man , you think you Micheak Jackson meh !!
Kraken VD : ROFL , fuck man this is shameful man , but at least it matches his white shirt for today lah ....
Nimamok : FUCK YOU and your muthafucking socks man ! I told you I am wearing these free CF socks cos my fucking socks are not fucking dry yet !!!
All 3 continues to eat their dunkin donutz lunch quietly......

Fuck man what the fucking shit is going on here?

Shit man what da fuck the last two posts so pussified ? you muthafuckers got your ballz gag too now? fuck the world man its all a big muthafucker show man, on top is on top lah but who da fuck says the bottoms cant have some rocking fucking fun man ! I just dont give a shit, we dont do policies shits here man, we born FREE ! we fuck FREE ! ( but with protection and quarterly health checks, this is a muthafucker talkcocksingsongplayguitar cummunity message man !) and we will fucking BLOG FREE muthafuckers, circumcise blogs on reality lah got mainstream fucking media mah ! Wait we talk too much cock they got no job how ? You knows we the muthafucking porn stars man ! we the small bottoms just TALK COCK SING SONG PLAY THE GUITAR !!!